To the tune of "Wedding Bell Blues," by Laura Nyro, revised lyrics by Carolyn Moss, 2004

Ooooo… it's drop-off time, I lose my mind
We're running late, just have to make that drive to school
Oh, but cars are parked against the law, against the rules (against the rules)
School bus can't get through so neither can we
I ask a driver to move, she swears at me
Those clowns in the Blue Zone wreck my day
Just gotta say

Ooooo… it's pick-up time, I lose my mind
I dodge and weave through all the cars just sittin' there
Oh, but there's no place to pull my car in anywhere (anywhere)
I see my child awaitin' right by the flag pole
I have to drive right by though, that endless circle
Where is our hero of the zone, Officer Ginnity?

I'm feelin' mad, I'm feelin' blue
How can this happen in our fine community?
Oh, how can we sacrifice our children's safety? (safety)
Do the blue (Do the blue)
Oh, do the blue (Oh, do the blue)
I got the Blue Zone blues
What can we do?
I'm feelin' blue
I got the Blue Zone blues